Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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