How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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