Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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