I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So squirting runs in the family.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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