omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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