We won't sleep together?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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