can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We need to rekindle our bromance
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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