just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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