My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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