5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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