HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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