You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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