I want to make a zoo with you.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my being single is dangerous.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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