It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
