did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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