Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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