Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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