You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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