ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
