hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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