Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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