well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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