Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I would ride that face into the sunset
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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