i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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