Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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