come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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