But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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