just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it's like iHOP with fire
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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