Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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