Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
