ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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