scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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