White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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