i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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