Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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