maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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