Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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