i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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