I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
tell me about the fingering
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