Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
vagina is talking i cant
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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