dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dicks are not precious.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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