found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
