He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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