So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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