Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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