She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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