I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Dicks are not precious.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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