if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
