who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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