normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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