Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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