Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
