It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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