So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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