Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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