So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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