u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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