I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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