Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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