doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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